I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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