Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
