Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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