3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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