Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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