Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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