i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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