I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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