Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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