You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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