i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I did not marry a roomba.
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