Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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