Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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