How's work?
Spinning.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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