why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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