i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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