my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i believe in u and ur pee
I party with great urgency now.
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