dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Randomize
