Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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