Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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