Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.