i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.