OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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