if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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