Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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