Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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