I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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