We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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