Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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