he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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