That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?