Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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