I heard we made out
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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