Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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