Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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