I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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