Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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