what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
