I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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