How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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