My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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