Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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