There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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