Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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