You surviving the open bar?
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I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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