i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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