Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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