i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
as a side note pls kill me
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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