Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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