I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize