No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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