Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im six kinds of drunk right now
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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