Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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