you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
