if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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