Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think your dad took our porno
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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